Bull Cuts
Yes, I realize that this type of haircut is actually called a Bowl Cut. However, I didn’t come to this realization until much later in life. Imagine the revelation…a bowl used by the stylist to create and perfect this fabulous do. Ingenious!
I’m not really sure the reason for the misunderstanding. I guess I’ll just have to blame it on the fact that I’m a visual learner as opposed to an auditory one. And this can be traced back to my genetic makeup. Not only are my ears big, but they are a bit defective as well. But I am not alone in this. These genes run deep in the Lair family. Which…can make for entertaining family reunions. There’s a whole lot of shouting going on!
Mullets
Business in the front. Party in the back.
I have spent the last several weeks going through boxes and boxes of “stuff” I’ve accumulated over the past 25 years. I’ve done a lot of junk tossing, treasure finding and organizing. Today I tackled all my computer files from college. I put them on CDs and filed them away. While sorting through the various files and pictures, I found the treasure of all treasures: a PowerPoint solely on Mullets. It makes me laugh every time I watch it. This mulletude is just too good not to share. Leave me a comment if you want me to email you the presentation. I guarantee it will not disappoint!
Rat Tails
The thought of a rattail makes me shudder. There is NO excuse for such a hairstyle, and parents who allow or encourage one should be reprimanded.
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I once saw a man and wife with matching mullets denim cutoff shorts and matching denim vests in the grocery store, it wasa sight to behold. I am just sorry I didn't have a camera. Rattails are beyond gross and I often feel the urge to bring scissors with me and snip it off! I have taken your powers samson wannabe! muahahahaha
my cousin Luke had a rat tail until he was like 2 or something.
I remember the day aunt Kim cut it off. it was so long!
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